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rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

(via vicradlehead)

Source: rneerkat
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whereweroam:

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home

(via yer-mind-grows-numb)

Source: whereweroam
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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via nevillen)

Source: socotic
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faketima:

drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in

(via kevinkinky-)

Source: faketima
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whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

(via bilboswaggins)

Source: lasso
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fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

(via roger-adultery)

Source: itsbetterthananal
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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via tombstonesblues)

Source: officialwaltdisney